What would happen if the Church of Scientology

At 1/6/08 10:04 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: At 1/6/08 9:08 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : At 1/6/08 9:03 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: : : At 1/6/08 8:46 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : Would you like to become a Scientologist?
: : : : We can save you from the punishment inflicted by those alien souls destroyed by the evil king, Zoorak.
: : : : Be truly happy, with Scientology!
: : :
: : : Wow thank you so much... I'll take it, I need to be save from the punishment... where do i sign up?
: :
: : Actually, I'm not sure if we can accept a black person into the church. Unless he's not a celebrity. Hang on a moment.
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: actually i am not black...
: my last name literally is niggher. lol. I AM Alan Niggher.

At 1/6/08 10:08 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: At 1/6/08 10:06 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : At 1/6/08 10:05 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: : : At 1/6/08 10:04 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : At 1/6/08 10:03 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: : : : : At 1/6/08 9:26 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : I contacted the church's leader.
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: : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:24 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:21 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:19 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:18 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:15 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:14 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:13 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:10 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : : : It seems a black man wishes to join our church. Yet he's not famous. What could possibly compel a black man to do a thing like that?
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: : : : : : : : : : : : : He wants to be loved!!!
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: : : : : : : : : : : : Father, our church forbids having homosexual love with BLACK men. Surely you know that.
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: : : : : : : : : : : Well yes I see your point. Have him checked still.
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: : : : : : : : : : Impossible. He is not an animator. And his grammar is sub-par. How is he to be elitist?
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: : : : : : : : : Then we cannot accept this.
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: : : : : : : : Very well. I shall relay your wishes to him.
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: : : : : : Sadly, we cannot accept you. You are damned to hell for eternity for being black.
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: : : : : n****r plz i am in...
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: : : : Your despicable lack of grammar is the primary reason we decided against alowing you in the church.
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: : : : If you wish, we could meet in a forum thread, and discuss your lack of grammar and how you could be a worthwhile part of the church.
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: : : i know grammar... but im too lazy to type properly, you foresken n***a.
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: : A jihad on you!
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: i put a spell on you n***a i gotta go to sleep i have school tomorrow :(

Of course, I tried this on other people, to a lesser degree of success.

At 1/6/08 8:48 PM, Gimgak wrote:
: At 1/6/08 8:45 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : Would you like to become a Scientologist?
: : We can save you from the punishment inflicted by those alien souls destroyed by the evil king, Zoorak.
: : Be truly happy, with Scientology!
: :
: : (The Newgrounds Scientology group also helps animators.)
:
: if i knew how i'd report you. i dont need to join your cult

Here's my attempt on Luis - he ignored my later PMs.

At 1/6/08 9:41 PM, Luis wrote:
: At 1/6/08 8:36 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : At 1/1/08 11:11 AM, Luis wrote:
: : : imma let this live... he was very rebelious and you cant help but appreciate it.
: :
: : yoshi777 told me cicuitiously that you posted this. What is the most recent flash the group has submitted, so we can start converting you?
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: lmao whats that in reference to?

Another attempt on a mod:

At 1/6/08 8:53 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
: At 1/6/08 8:48 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : yoshi777 told me cicuitiously that you notified him of the 11.3.
: :
: : What is the most recent flash the group has submitted? Kirk wants us to get this show on the road quickly.
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: Thier most recent flashes are The Thirty Second Collab, Two and a Half Men: The Musical, and My Friend's Fetish. I agree that we should proceed with haste although I, as always, suggest we use the utmost caution.

He didn't respond to my reply.