What would happen if the Church of Scientology

At 1/6/08 10:04 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: At 1/6/08 9:08 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : At 1/6/08 9:03 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: : : At 1/6/08 8:46 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : Would you like to become a Scientologist?
: : : : We can save you from the punishment inflicted by those alien souls destroyed by the evil king, Zoorak.
: : : : Be truly happy, with Scientology!
: : :
: : : Wow thank you so much... I'll take it, I need to be save from the punishment... where do i sign up?
: :
: : Actually, I'm not sure if we can accept a black person into the church. Unless he's not a celebrity. Hang on a moment.
:
: actually i am not black...
: my last name literally is niggher. lol. I AM Alan Niggher.

At 1/6/08 10:08 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: At 1/6/08 10:06 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : At 1/6/08 10:05 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: : : At 1/6/08 10:04 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : At 1/6/08 10:03 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: : : : : At 1/6/08 9:26 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : I contacted the church's leader.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:24 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:21 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:19 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:18 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:15 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:14 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:13 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:10 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : : : It seems a black man wishes to join our church. Yet he's not famous. What could possibly compel a black man to do a thing like that?
: : : : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : : : He wants to be loved!!!
: : : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : : Father, our church forbids having homosexual love with BLACK men. Surely you know that.
: : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : Well yes I see your point. Have him checked still.
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: : : : : : : : : : Impossible. He is not an animator. And his grammar is sub-par. How is he to be elitist?
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: : : : : : : : : Then we cannot accept this.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Very well. I shall relay your wishes to him.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Sadly, we cannot accept you. You are damned to hell for eternity for being black.
: : : : :
: : : : : n****r plz i am in...
: : : :
: : : : Your despicable lack of grammar is the primary reason we decided against alowing you in the church.
: : : :
: : : : If you wish, we could meet in a forum thread, and discuss your lack of grammar and how you could be a worthwhile part of the church.
: : :
: : : i know grammar... but im too lazy to type properly, you foresken n***a.
: :
: : A jihad on you!
:
: i put a spell on you n***a i gotta go to sleep i have school tomorrow :(

Of course, I tried this on other people, to a lesser degree of success.

At 1/6/08 8:48 PM, Gimgak wrote:
: At 1/6/08 8:45 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : Would you like to become a Scientologist?
: : We can save you from the punishment inflicted by those alien souls destroyed by the evil king, Zoorak.
: : Be truly happy, with Scientology!
: :
: : (The Newgrounds Scientology group also helps animators.)
:
: if i knew how i'd report you. i dont need to join your cult

Here's my attempt on Luis - he ignored my later PMs.

At 1/6/08 9:41 PM, Luis wrote:
: At 1/6/08 8:36 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : At 1/1/08 11:11 AM, Luis wrote:
: : : imma let this live... he was very rebelious and you cant help but appreciate it.
: :
: : yoshi777 told me cicuitiously that you posted this. What is the most recent flash the group has submitted, so we can start converting you?
:
: lmao whats that in reference to?

Another attempt on a mod:

At 1/6/08 8:53 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
: At 1/6/08 8:48 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : yoshi777 told me cicuitiously that you notified him of the 11.3.
: :
: : What is the most recent flash the group has submitted? Kirk wants us to get this show on the road quickly.
:
: Thier most recent flashes are The Thirty Second Collab, Two and a Half Men: The Musical, and My Friend's Fetish. I agree that we should proceed with haste although I, as always, suggest we use the utmost caution.

He didn't respond to my reply.

Okay. I'm working on a collab, and my main mike is on the fritz. And my backup is going nutzy.

So, I'm in major trouble. I just need someone to do the following voiceover:

: This is an urgent warning from <JAPANESE HAPPY VOICE>Newgrounds' Super Happy Fun Sunshine Death Squadron!</JAPANESE>
:
: Famed bank robber Pasta is wanted regarding a string of recent bank robberies. He is on the run, and should be considered sauced and incredibly tasty.
:
: Pasta may be travelling with an accomplice, Snake, believed to either be a snake resembling this sketch, or a pirate.
:
: If you have any information regarding these criminals, please contact CrimeStoppers, or direct them to the nearest 'Happy Homecoming Euthanasia Center'.
:
: Thank you for your co-operation.

If you could please do this for me, I'd kiss you on your hands and your feet. Just post a putfile link - or, if you want, post saying you emailed it to djtornis [at] g m a i l [dot] com. Thank you.

Please, I really need this done. I'll thank you heaps, I promise... You can use Putfile.com if you want.

Also, here's an image of this flash.

"Royally Fucked", my newest (and first) flash, is coming along well. But lipsyncing it is a bitch.
Thank you to DaxterDude, for his 3am nights helping me. You're a godsend. It should be done in a month, all going well. In the meantime, here's a sampler. The background is far from done (Yay! Drawing trees + grass is FUN!) but it's coming there.
I'm actually thinking of creating a crappy flash, just so I get listed as an artist and get to have my posts on the front page.
Anyway, I'm at the 25% mark on the flash. Maybe 20%. But I've still got a ton of lipsyncing to do, and that'll be a bitch. (Check previous post for my opinion.)

RubberNinja's art competition is going to be a massive distraction. I'm thinking of having Richard Farkas in bed with Master Chief.
"So, you think you can make an episode about me?"
"You weren't THAT great."
I <3 Halo. Though I think I saw that joke I thought up before. Maybe not. Lemme know if I've stolen it by accident.

Melon.

Portal: The Flash Version is STILL on the front page. Get over it, Tom.
Sonny is the new 'permanent' front pager. 4.52! WOOT! I really love that game. I can't finish it, but playing as a zombie? Kick-Ass. An easy save point. I have a lot of those.

My whistle is back to normal, now, too.
To those of you with Deity, I worship you. You're kick-fucking-ass. That would be a bitch to get. I swear, I flag the right reviews, but it just doesn't work. If only people posted more stolen stuff. 10 whistle points... Boo Yah... Boo Yah...
If you're after an easy way to upgrade, and don't know it already, RAGE RULZ YO SKOOLZ.

I'm getting over Fleek and his stupid bloody flashes. I really wish there was an option to whistle on spammy flashes. I'd be deity before I was born, if that were the case. Seriously, if you're just going to submit a picture, I hate you.

To finish, I quote my favourite line - though not everyone's - from "Royally Fucked", one that made me fall of my chair when it was suggested by Daxter. "There's only one thing that can fight global warming. MOAR COWBELL!"

- Scales

P.S: In case you forgot, that's a screenshot from Royally Fucked - a basic, in-progress one.

P.P.S: Oh, yeah. I got an icon! Yay! I spent ages designing a way to combine a triangle and a face.

(I love this song.)

Weeeellll...

Lipsyncing is a bitch, it's a big fat bitch,
It's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
It's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
It's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday it's a bitch
On Tuesday it's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday it's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
It's a super king kamehameha bitch.

Have you ever tried lipsyncing?
It's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
It's a mean old bitch, a mean old bitch,
It's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
It's a stupid bitch, lipsyncing is a bitch,
It is such a fucking bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

%u4F60%u4ECE%u6765%u5C1D%u8BD5%u4E86%u 9F13%u821E%u5417%uFF1F
%u662F%u5728%u6574%u4E2A%u5BBD%u9614%u 7684%u4E16%u754C%u7684%u6700%u5927%u76 84%u6BCD%u72D7%uFF0C
È una vecchia femmina media, una vecchia femmina media, è una femmina, una femmina, una femmina, una femmina,
una femmina, una femmina, una femmina
De hoer, hoer hoer hoer hoer hoer hoer die Het een domme hoer Is, bezielen is een hoer, is Het zo'n eenklerehoer.

Have you ever tried lipsyncing?
It's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
It's a mean old bitch, a mean old bitch,
It's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
It's a stupid bitch, lipsyncing is a bitch,
It is such a fucking bitch.

I really mean it,
Lipsyning is a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Lipsyyyynciiing...
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

Oh, yeah. That calmed me down.

WOOT!

I've started making a sniping flash - a really in-depth, strategic one. I'll upload a screenshot of it soon.

An example of how in-depth I'm going - I've only created one level, but in it, you have to devise a way to kill two people, with one shot, while making it look like an accident, AND hide evidence that they were going to get married. In a single shot. :D The people cling to ropes, dive out of the way (I hope!) and if you shoot the little kid's lollipop, he's gonna snipe yo' ass.

I just can't think of a name. Could anyone - possibly - help? Please?

Why should that advertisement be above me, huh?

Why is it higher up than me? I'm just as good as it is. Better.

Death to the advertisements I see above me! I'm active!

See? I shall kill all the advertisements that take a position above me. They shall all be grounded to dust under this Level 30 Post's feet.

I'm actually inspired to make a flash from this...

WOOT! It's dead!