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Wiiporter: For chrissake, STOP. DROP. ROLLLL.

>> CONFIRMED.
>> ROLLING AGAINST AGILITY SKILL: 8
>> 1d20... 20
>> EPIC FAILURE!

>> THE ASTEROID DUST HAS NO EFFECT ON FLAME.

What will Bob do now?

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!

Also, check out this thread, it's a tonne of fun. Basically, it's the closest General gets to having a forum-based game.

Some of the best YouTube Poop around.

I'll update this list as I find some.

'Sonic Says' Poop

For now, here's my personal favourite - Sonic Sez, "It's Your Body!".

In fact, the original is hilarious...

I also love this edit: Good example of YouTube poop, does everything right...

I wasn't completely sure about adding this, but what the hell. Someone requested it.

View it here.

Logged on today, and I'm like, whoah... I'm level 12... No more hands for me! Guess I'll have to jack off using a broken bottle now! lol.

Figured out what I'm doing with my time now. I have a tonne of unfinished animation, so, I'm going to finish it ALL and compile it in one massive file. The result? Roughly 15 minutes of crazy, funny shorts. Should be good, if I finish it on time. Probably be out in a month.

What the fuck is up with illwillpress lately? I mean, srsly. I want to comment on his posts, but nooooooooo! Stupid asshole.

CopyAndPaste is lulz. I like him. You can come on my page anytime.

Oh, and I'm sick of assholes who use good flash's icons at their icon. Seriously, GTFO and make your own. I did. I'm awesome like that.

I'm making a comic for 4chan in my spare time, because I'm bored. The Mudkipz and The Battletoads duke it out in a football match - Aussie football, not the crap you Americans play. Yes, I go on 4chan. And /b/. Sue me.

Oh, the Retro Flash Collab is still struggling along. Methinks I'll finish it myself, if I have time. It'll get done, I hope. Even if it's all by me.

Hmm... what else? Oh, go check out Everybody Loves Mario Kart. This guy's got potential. And stop Zero-Bombing MGA2.

Oh, if you're wondering about my image, it's from this film I made in The Sims 2. I lurv South Park. Plus, the Cartman looks like me.

And finally, here was my redesign of Pico, done in 15 minutes. Lawl. No wonder I lost.

THIS IS PICO DAY!

WE LOVE j00, TOM!

Some faggot's invading the NG chat, asking for cybersex.

Take this, bitch. I replaced my Paltalk IM pic with a random pic from myspace, and IM'd him.

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SCALENE-YAY: Hey.
SCALENE-YAY: how are you?
ajwad_jas: how are you
SCALENE-YAY: good
ajwad_jas: fine
ajwad_jas: wher r you from
SCALENE-YAY: Australia.
SCALENE-YAY: the land down under.
SCALENE-YAY:
ajwad_jas:
SCALENE-YAY: wat?
SCALENE-YAY: what was that for?
ajwad_jas: u are in which room
SCALENE-YAY: not telling you, pervert.
ajwad_jas: its for friend
SCALENE-YAY: oooh.
SCALENE-YAY: sorry.
ajwad_jas: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ajwad_jas:
ajwad_jas just sent you a nudge!
SCALENE-YAY: god, i hate those.
SCALENE-YAY: where r u from?
ajwad_jas: india
SCALENE-YAY: india?
SCALENE-YAY: ive been there once.
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SCALENE-YAY: maybe i met u... :P
ajwad_jas: when
SCALENE-YAY: just joking.
SCALENE-YAY:
ajwad_jas: i dont have cam
ajwad_jas: maybe i met u... :P
SCALENE-YAY: nah, i doubt it.
ajwad_jas just sent you a nudge!
SCALENE-YAY: i was just a kid.
SCALENE-YAY: and stop that.
SCALENE-YAY: also, why would i want to see your cam?
ajwad_jas: hooooooooooooo
ajwad_jas: we are friend now
SCALENE-YAY: no we're not.
SCALENE-YAY: i don't even know you.
ajwad_jas: just see you
ajwad_jas: now we know
ajwad_jas just sent you a nudge!
ajwad_jas:
SCALENE-YAY: okay...
ajwad_jas: ur age pls
SCALENE-YAY: like im telling u that...
SCALENE-YAY: 15 :P
ajwad_jas: i 21
SCALENE-YAY: wow. ur old.
ajwad_jas: did you have yahoo id
SCALENE-YAY: no.
SCALENE-YAY: actually, im only 14. but im 15 soon.
SCALENE-YAY: and i look it.
ajwad_jas: kkkkkk
SCALENE-YAY: do i?
ajwad_jas: can you open your web cam
SCALENE-YAY: im sorry, don' have one.
SCALENE-YAY: we dont get them out here, i live in the 'outback' as you call it.
ajwad_jas: kk
ajwad_jas: when you came in india
SCALENE-YAY: can i see a pic of you?
SCALENE-YAY: oh, sorry.
SCALENE-YAY: when i cam in india, yes?
SCALENE-YAY: i went to india, whatchu wanna kno?
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaaaaaaa
SCALENE-YAY: do you want to know about when i went to india?
ajwad_jas: can you send your pic pls
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaaaaaaa
SCALENE-YAY: umm... i dunno.
SCALENE-YAY: not really meant to.
ajwad_jas: kk
SCALENE-YAY: but my parents are asleep.
SCALENE-YAY: wat da hell.
SCALENE-YAY: how do i send?
ajwad_jas: pls send your photo
SCALENE-YAY: how?
ajwad_jas: which time you in online
ajwad_jas: take the photo and send meeeeeeee
ajwad_jas just sent you a nudge!
ajwad_jas: pls
SCALENE-YAY: on email?
ajwad_jas: which time you in online
ajwad_jas: take the photo and send meeeeeeee
ajwad_jas: which time you in online
ajwad_jas: take the photo and send meeeeeeee
SCALENE-YAY: how?
SCALENE-YAY: oh.
SCALENE-YAY: file transfer?
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaa
SCALENE-YAY: wheres dat?
ajwad_jas: thats my pic
SCALENE-YAY: oh.
SCALENE-YAY: send again?
ajwad_jas: why
SCALENE-YAY: cause i didn't download it.
SCALENE-YAY: i hit the wrong button.
SCALENE-YAY: i'm not very good with computers.. :P
ajwad_jas: ok
SCALENE-YAY: so wats india liek if ur not a tourist?
SCALENE-YAY: and did you get mai pic?
ajwad_jas: yaa
SCALENE-YAY: coolio.
SCALENE-YAY: so, what do you look liek?
ajwad_jas: so nice u
SCALENE-YAY: thank you.
SCALENE-YAY: im on the right.
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaaaaaa
SCALENE-YAY: cool.
ajwad_jas: u are so sweet.........
SCALENE-YAY: thank you.
ajwad_jas: did you have any email id
ajwad_jas: which time u r in online
SCALENE-YAY: no, im not givin u my email.
ajwad_jas just sent you a nudge!
SCALENE-YAY: u hav this.
SCALENE-YAY: but wat u look like?
SCALENE-YAY: can i have a pic plz?
ajwad_jas: i send
ajwad_jas: nice
SCALENE-YAY: i didn't get.
SCALENE-YAY: plz send again?
ajwad_jas: kk
ajwad_jas: why you dont give me your email id
ajwad_jas: did you get
ajwad_jas just sent you a nudge!
ajwad_jas just sent you a nudge!
ajwad_jas: r you ther
SCALENE-YAY: yah
ajwad_jas: did you get my pic
SCALENE-YAY: sorry, i had to save it.
ajwad_jas just sent you a nudge!
SCALENE-YAY: u r really hot.
ajwad_jas: that photo taken that model
ajwad_jas: why you dont give me your email id
SCALENE-YAY: huh?
ajwad_jas just sent you a nudge!
SCALENE-YAY: that photo taken that model?
SCALENE-YAY: and STOP NUDGING ME
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaaa
ajwad_jas: why you dont give me your email id
ajwad_jas:
SCALENE-YAY: im not telling u
ajwad_jas: why you dont give me your email id
SCALENE-YAY: u can talk to me here.
ajwad_jas: plsssssssssssssssss
ajwad_jas: yaaaaa
SCALENE-YAY: no, not till i kno u betta.
SCALENE-YAY: god, u r rly hot.
ajwad_jas: thak u
ajwad_jas: what u now about me
SCALENE-YAY: what r u wearin?
SCALENE-YAY: hello?
SCALENE-YAY: what are you wearing right now?
ajwad_jas: send your email id plssssssssssss
ajwad_jas: pls
SCALENE-YAY: shut up.
SCALENE-YAY: im not giving u my email till i think i know u better.
SCALENE-YAY: and that's that.
ajwad_jas: what did you want to know more about me
SCALENE-YAY: what r u wearing?
ajwad_jas: pls
ajwad_jas: give meeeeeeeeeeeee
SCALENE-YAY: i just need to know you better generally.
ajwad_jas: pants
SCALENE-YAY: only pants?
ajwad_jas: shirt
SCALENE-YAY: oh.
SCALENE-YAY:
SCALENE-YAY: i was hoping you werent wearing a shirt.
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaaaaaa
SCALENE-YAY: do u have a gf?
SCALENE-YAY: she must be rly good lookin.
ajwad_jas: no
SCALENE-YAY: she's ugly?
SCALENE-YAY: but u r a cutiepie
ajwad_jas: do you have bf
SCALENE-YAY: no, he dumped me.
ajwad_jas: why
SCALENE-YAY: he went to go for another chick...
SCALENE-YAY:
SCALENE-YAY: it was just a week ago
SCALENE-YAY: we went out for like 3 months...
ajwad_jas: then
SCALENE-YAY: then he started dating my best friend
SCALENE-YAY: i think i'm gonna cry
ajwad_jas: you got good looking bf
ajwad_jas: dont worriy
ajwad_jas: ok
SCALENE-YAY: is not fair.
SCALENE-YAY: wish i could date you, u r really hot.
ajwad_jas: yas
SCALENE-YAY: maybe i should go to india
ajwad_jas: can you give your email id now
SCALENE-YAY: nah
ajwad_jas: when
SCALENE-YAY: maybe tomorrow, or the day after
SCALENE-YAY: because, you know, i only met you an hour ago
ajwad_jas: for what
SCALENE-YAY: thats like telling someone you just met where u live, rite?
SCALENE-YAY: but wen u know them, then you tell them.
SCALENE-YAY: but we can talk here.
SCALENE-YAY: u there?
SCALENE-YAY: wat do u like to do when you chat?
ajwad_jas: sorry we only good friend &your helper
SCALENE-YAY: :/
SCALENE-YAY: maybe later.
SCALENE-YAY: but pls stop asking, it's annoying in australia to ask a lot of times.
SCALENE-YAY: i'll tell you wen i want to.
SCALENE-YAY: what should i do about my boyfriend, tho?
SCALENE-YAY: i rly need one.
SCALENE-YAY: ya know?
ajwad_jas: you got good looking bf
SCALENE-YAY: not any more.
SCALENE-YAY: he left for another girl, remember?
ajwad_jas: kkk
SCALENE-YAY: but he was older than me, anyway.
SCALENE-YAY: and he kept saying he wanted to lick me 'down there'
SCALENE-YAY: watever dat means
ajwad_jas: hoooooooo
SCALENE-YAY: my bf
SCALENE-YAY: wat did he mean? he's like 16.
ajwad_jas: i make you one good bf
ajwad_jas: later
SCALENE-YAY: who, u?
SCALENE-YAY: u wanna be my bf?
ajwad_jas: r u happy
ajwad_jas: no
SCALENE-YAY: no
SCALENE-YAY: y?
ajwad_jas: i am a indian
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ajwad_jas: i am a indian
ajwad_jas is now offline.
Messages will be delivered when they sign on to Paltalk.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Oh wait, they can't stay away...

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ajwad_jas came online at 10:23 PM
SCALENE-YAY: Hai
SCALENE-YAY: whered you go?
ajwad_jas: its dis conected
SCALENE-YAY: Oh.
ajwad_jas: i love u but like a good f
SCALENE-YAY: f?
SCALENE-YAY: wat u meen, f?
ajwad_jas: kk
ajwad_jas: can you give your email id now
SCALENE-YAY: i told you, after a while.
ajwad_jas: best friend
SCALENE-YAY: not quite.
ajwad_jas: kk
SCALENE-YAY: ajwad_jas: i love u but like a good f <-- whats an f?
ajwad_jas: how i meet you latter
SCALENE-YAY: im always on around this time
SCALENE-YAY: r u
SCALENE-YAY: ?
ajwad_jas: friend
SCALENE-YAY: friend.
SCALENE-YAY: or maybe more.
SCALENE-YAY: if you weren't in india... :P
ajwad_jas: not by
SCALENE-YAY: hey, wat did he mean he said he wanted to lick me 'down there?'
ajwad_jas: not bf
SCALENE-YAY: not bf.
SCALENE-YAY: of course. :D
ajwad_jas: like your best friend
SCALENE-YAY: yah, thats wat i meant.
ajwad_jas: best friend mean
ajwad_jas: good friend
SCALENE-YAY: yah.
ajwad_jas: not your life patner
ajwad_jas: kk
SCALENE-YAY: course not.
SCALENE-YAY: no bf is one, neway.
ajwad_jas: how i chat whit you later
SCALENE-YAY: no
SCALENE-YAY: chat now, plz?
ajwad_jas: did you like me
SCALENE-YAY: i did.
SCALENE-YAY: u r rly cool.
SCALENE-YAY: and becuz u r a guy, i can ask you bout by bf
ajwad_jas: i want to chat u later and now
ajwad_jas: how i chat
SCALENE-YAY: later
SCALENE-YAY: well, im always on around nao.
SCALENE-YAY: so r u?
ajwad_jas: which email id u r in
SCALENE-YAY: i use hotmail.
SCALENE-YAY: not telling u wat, exactly.
ajwad_jas: i want to chat whit you now
SCALENE-YAY: kay.
SCALENE-YAY: on here?
ajwad_jas: give your hotmail id
SCALENE-YAY: no.
SCALENE-YAY: more chat on here.
ajwad_jas: ya
SCALENE-YAY: so tell me, what did my boyf meen when he said that?
ajwad_jas: this is my hotmail id
ajwad_jas: take it
ajwad_jas: sharuk_123143@hotmail.com
SCALENE-YAY: maybe l8r.
ajwad_jas: add me in hotmail
ajwad_jas: fast
SCALENE-YAY: LATER
ajwad_jas: your hotmail id pls
SCALENE-YAY: no.
ajwad_jas: say about you
SCALENE-YAY: okay.
ajwad_jas: start saying
ajwad_jas: fast
SCALENE-YAY: well, im 14, i have c cup tits (dunno why), not too tall, but a bit above average...
SCALENE-YAY: wait, why do u want me to tell u about me?
SCALENE-YAY: my hair is black-purple now, i dyed it.
ajwad_jas: riamey147
he say yar
SCALENE-YAY: huh?
SCALENE-YAY: yar means wat?
ajwad_jas: riamey147@gmail.com is my friend make him as your bf
SCALENE-YAY: boyfriend or bf?
SCALENE-YAY: send me a pic of him...
SCALENE-YAY: tho i think i liek u more.
SCALENE-YAY: Is he good looking?
ajwad_jas: i dont have his photo with me
SCALENE-YAY: aww.
SCALENE-YAY: hmm.
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ajwad_jas: he is 16 yr
SCALENE-YAY: aw.
SCALENE-YAY: does he hav paltalk?
ajwad_jas: he is very glamour
SCALENE-YAY: tho i really like u.
ajwad_jas: no
SCALENE-YAY:
ajwad_jas: i allso
SCALENE-YAY: oh.
SCALENE-YAY: coolio.
SCALENE-YAY: but hey, can i ask you a question?
ajwad_jas: ask
SCALENE-YAY: wat did my boyf mean wen he said he wanted to lik me 'down there'?
ajwad_jas: not your life patner
ajwad_jas: kk
SCALENE-YAY: bf = best friend
SCALENE-YAY: boyf = boyfriend
SCALENE-YAY: silly.
SCALENE-YAY:
ajwad_jas: bf = best friend
ajwad_jas: my friend is silly.
ajwad_jas: he love you
SCALENE-YAY: i hope so.
SCALENE-YAY: but hey, tell me.
SCALENE-YAY: wat did he mean?
ajwad_jas: riamey147@gmail.com
SCALENE-YAY: hang on, answer my question
SCALENE-YAY: wat did my boyf mean wen he said he wanted to lik me 'down there'?
SCALENE-YAY: *lick
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaaaa you want to do that
SCALENE-YAY: wat does he mean?
SCALENE-YAY: wat is 'down there?'
ajwad_jas: now i am going
ajwad_jas: which time came in online tom
SCALENE-YAY: NO
SCALENE-YAY: WAIT
SCALENE-YAY: wat does he mean?
ajwad_jas: ok
SCALENE-YAY: tell me, please, an i'll let you go
ajwad_jas: my friend
ajwad_jas: his name is ricky
SCALENE-YAY: okay, i'll add him tomorrow.
SCALENE-YAY: BUT ONLY IF U TELL ME.
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaa
SCALENE-YAY: okay, tell me.
ajwad_jas: add me also
SCALENE-YAY: what did my boyf mean.
ajwad_jas: my add
SCALENE-YAY: u hav to tell me first! :D
ajwad_jas: your life patner
SCALENE-YAY: YEAH
SCALENE-YAY: but what did he mean when he said he wanted to do that.
ajwad_jas: do it also ok bye tc
ajwad_jas: see you later
SCALENE-YAY: NO.
ajwad_jas: or tom
SCALENE-YAY: Not doing it.
SCALENE-YAY: becuz u wouldn't tell me.
ajwad_jas: come this time tom
ajwad_jas: yaaaaaaaaaaaa
ajwad_jas: love you
SCALENE-YAY: i don't wanna be friends with someone who doesnt answer my questions.
SCALENE-YAY: go away.
ajwad_jas: bye
SCALENE-YAY: u are a real pain, u know?
SCALENE-YAY: im not adding u.
ajwad_jas: sorry
ajwad_jas: bye see you later
ajwad_jas: pls my dear
SCALENE-YAY: get lost.
ajwad_jas: bye
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Okay, continuing this with the 'best friend' who I suspect is the same guy tomorrow.

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FUCK, I LOST THE LOG.

Let's just say I RickRolled him. 20 times.

For more information, please see the thread.

INTRODUCTION

Are you ready for this?

This is the ultimate in collaborations, and yes, despite my lack of a batting average, I am allowed to do this, for I am made of lulz and win. (jmtb liked the idea.)

So, this is it. The Flash TimeWarp.

HOW TO
If you have any questions, please post in the thread first, and someone'll help you out - or, if it's important, PM me.
Okay. First up, allow me to explain how this is going to work.

The TimeWarp Collab is a collaboration, where everything is made in Flash 1. Ouch. I did some research, and found a trial of Flash 1, which will last 30 days, and which encourages people to share with their friends. There's no link to the trial here, I'll PM it to those who say they want to animate. There are also rules, the main one being 'no advanced methods'. (See Rules)

The collaboration opens this Sunday the 10th, and I'll send out links to a free Flash 1 trial via PM then. The deadline is April 15th (ADJUSTED).

SETTINGS
To change these, once you have received Flash 1, open it, and go Format - Document - you should find these settings there.
Frame Rate25 FPS
Document SizeWidth6.5 ", Height 4.5 "
Background ColorFor convenience, 'White'.
LengthAround 10-20 seconds. (Check the PM when you ask for the trial.)

RULES
Allowed/Disallowed
Pretty much everything is allowed, but I'll explain this briefly - if you can animate it, do it. The only things that aren't allowed are overly crappy animations, glocks, and porn (PG-13, please!).

Transparency Rule
I warn you, I'll be incredibly anal about making sure people don't cheat. When you email me your files, I will inspect them very carefully, to make sure you didn't import images. If you did, I'll tell you to fix it. But so help me, if you tried to hide the fact that you cheated, I will be very pissed off. So, make it possible for me to check how you animated it, or just say why not, but what happened.

Flash 1 is a real challenge to animate in, but it's possible. I urge everyone who has any animation experience to do this, because this is a real, once in a lifetime experience. And I can get it to work - hell, if all goes wrong, I'll just chuck your animations together in Flash 8 and export it that way!

So, get retro!

Also: Here is a dog.

This is the ultimate collaboration.

Going all the way back to our origins as animators, we shall be animating.

In.
Flash.
1.

That's right. This is a collab where all animation is done in "FutureSplash Animator", the original Macromedia Flash.

Will this be easy? No. It will be a fucking agony. But this is how we prove to TomFulp that yes, we can do what he did in 1991, no problem.

I'm not releasing details of the collab until I get more interested replies, to know if I should do it.

What would happen if the Church of Scientology

At 1/6/08 10:04 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: At 1/6/08 9:08 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : At 1/6/08 9:03 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: : : At 1/6/08 8:46 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : Would you like to become a Scientologist?
: : : : We can save you from the punishment inflicted by those alien souls destroyed by the evil king, Zoorak.
: : : : Be truly happy, with Scientology!
: : :
: : : Wow thank you so much... I'll take it, I need to be save from the punishment... where do i sign up?
: :
: : Actually, I'm not sure if we can accept a black person into the church. Unless he's not a celebrity. Hang on a moment.
:
: actually i am not black...
: my last name literally is niggher. lol. I AM Alan Niggher.

At 1/6/08 10:08 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: At 1/6/08 10:06 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : At 1/6/08 10:05 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: : : At 1/6/08 10:04 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : At 1/6/08 10:03 PM, A-Niggher wrote:
: : : : : At 1/6/08 9:26 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : I contacted the church's leader.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:24 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:21 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:19 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:18 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:15 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:14 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:13 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : : At 1/6/08 9:10 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : : : It seems a black man wishes to join our church. Yet he's not famous. What could possibly compel a black man to do a thing like that?
: : : : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : : : He wants to be loved!!!
: : : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : : Father, our church forbids having homosexual love with BLACK men. Surely you know that.
: : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : Well yes I see your point. Have him checked still.
: : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : Impossible. He is not an animator. And his grammar is sub-par. How is he to be elitist?
: : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Then we cannot accept this.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Very well. I shall relay your wishes to him.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Sadly, we cannot accept you. You are damned to hell for eternity for being black.
: : : : :
: : : : : n****r plz i am in...
: : : :
: : : : Your despicable lack of grammar is the primary reason we decided against alowing you in the church.
: : : :
: : : : If you wish, we could meet in a forum thread, and discuss your lack of grammar and how you could be a worthwhile part of the church.
: : :
: : : i know grammar... but im too lazy to type properly, you foresken n***a.
: :
: : A jihad on you!
:
: i put a spell on you n***a i gotta go to sleep i have school tomorrow :(

Of course, I tried this on other people, to a lesser degree of success.

At 1/6/08 8:48 PM, Gimgak wrote:
: At 1/6/08 8:45 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : Would you like to become a Scientologist?
: : We can save you from the punishment inflicted by those alien souls destroyed by the evil king, Zoorak.
: : Be truly happy, with Scientology!
: :
: : (The Newgrounds Scientology group also helps animators.)
:
: if i knew how i'd report you. i dont need to join your cult

Here's my attempt on Luis - he ignored my later PMs.

At 1/6/08 9:41 PM, Luis wrote:
: At 1/6/08 8:36 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : : At 1/1/08 11:11 AM, Luis wrote:
: : : imma let this live... he was very rebelious and you cant help but appreciate it.
: :
: : yoshi777 told me cicuitiously that you posted this. What is the most recent flash the group has submitted, so we can start converting you?
:
: lmao whats that in reference to?

Another attempt on a mod:

At 1/6/08 8:53 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
: At 1/6/08 8:48 PM, Scalene wrote:
: : yoshi777 told me cicuitiously that you notified him of the 11.3.
: :
: : What is the most recent flash the group has submitted? Kirk wants us to get this show on the road quickly.
:
: Thier most recent flashes are The Thirty Second Collab, Two and a Half Men: The Musical, and My Friend's Fetish. I agree that we should proceed with haste although I, as always, suggest we use the utmost caution.

He didn't respond to my reply.